1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party?
No, but I'm curious. It sounds very hot.
2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside?
I usually start and stop to prolong the experience.
3. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
No.
4. Have you ever look at porn online? Have you ever posted at porn online?
I look, but don't have any to post myself.
5. Do you send/receive dirty email jokes and pictures?
Yes. Send more to ronald10021@yahoo.com
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Cool Kid Survey (from Dawg at http://dawgdyke.blogspot.com/2009/07/cuz-all-cool-kids-are-doing-it.html)
1. What is your occupation right now?
Lawyer
2. What color are your socks right now?
Black
3. What are you listening to right now?
The fan in my office and the sound of my hands typing.
4. What was the last thing that you ate?
BBQ Chicken Sandwich and French Fries
5. Can you drive a stick shift?
No.
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
A telemarketer.
7. How old are you today?
38
8. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Football.
9. What is your favorite drink?
Juice: Orange
Soda: Diet Coke
Alcohol: Amaretto Sour
10. Favorite food?
Steak; Chinese Food
11. What is the last movie you watched?
The Hangover
12. Favorite day of the year?
Thanksgiving
13. How do you vent anger?
Eat or Scream depending on the situation.
14. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Star Wars Action Figures and Accessories.
15. What is your favorite season?
Fall
16. Cherries or Blueberries?
Cherries
17. Who is least likely to respond?
No clue
18. Living arrangements?
Married, living at home with my wife and kids.
19. When was the last time you cried?L
Not sure.
20. What is on the floor of your closet?
Shoes.
21. What did you do last night?
Networking Event.
22. What are you most afraid of?
The government stopping the prosecution of the war on terrorism.
23. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
Plain.
24. Favorite dog breed?
None.
25. Favorite day of the week?
Friday.
26. How many states have you lived in?
6
27. Diamonds or pearls?
Neither.
28. What are your favorite flowers?
Red roses.
Five things most people would never guess about you:
1) I've paid for sex.
2) I masturbate daily.
3) I think about sex constantly.
4) I want to see a bunch of my friends' wives naked.
5) I blog.
Lawyer
2. What color are your socks right now?
Black
3. What are you listening to right now?
The fan in my office and the sound of my hands typing.
4. What was the last thing that you ate?
BBQ Chicken Sandwich and French Fries
5. Can you drive a stick shift?
No.
6. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
A telemarketer.
7. How old are you today?
38
8. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Football.
9. What is your favorite drink?
Juice: Orange
Soda: Diet Coke
Alcohol: Amaretto Sour
10. Favorite food?
Steak; Chinese Food
11. What is the last movie you watched?
The Hangover
12. Favorite day of the year?
Thanksgiving
13. How do you vent anger?
Eat or Scream depending on the situation.
14. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Star Wars Action Figures and Accessories.
15. What is your favorite season?
Fall
16. Cherries or Blueberries?
Cherries
17. Who is least likely to respond?
No clue
18. Living arrangements?
Married, living at home with my wife and kids.
19. When was the last time you cried?L
Not sure.
20. What is on the floor of your closet?
Shoes.
21. What did you do last night?
Networking Event.
22. What are you most afraid of?
The government stopping the prosecution of the war on terrorism.
23. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
Plain.
24. Favorite dog breed?
None.
25. Favorite day of the week?
Friday.
26. How many states have you lived in?
6
27. Diamonds or pearls?
Neither.
28. What are your favorite flowers?
Red roses.
Five things most people would never guess about you:
1) I've paid for sex.
2) I masturbate daily.
3) I think about sex constantly.
4) I want to see a bunch of my friends' wives naked.
5) I blog.
Sex with my wife (the full story)
As I blogged and tweeted last weekend, my wife and I finally resumed having sex last week......It was last Friday night, and we haven't repeated it since, but it had been at least 6 months (the last 3 months of her pregnancy and the first 3 months post-pregnancy, so it was quite a milestone).
She arranged a date night for last Friday---the 2 older kids slept over at my in-laws and the babysitter came to take care of our infant son.
We went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant (she told me that she wanted to go someplace "without kids") and then we went to an early movie. We saw the "Hangover" and it was funny as hell--I like that juvenile humor, and I was a little surprised (and pleased) that my wife laughed so much as well.
We came home, thanked the babysitter, and turned off the lights in the house. We both went to the bedroom; I stripped down to my boxers and t-shirt and she got into pajamas. I turned on the television and waited for her on the bed.
She came to bed and I moved closer to her. We talked for awhile, and then I went to kiss her. And we kissed. And kissed. And kissed.
I kissed her cheeks, her nose, and her forehead. I moved lower and kissed her slender neck up and down, kissing and licking, dragging my teeth across her skin. Her arms pulled me closer. I could feel one of her hands at the back of my neck, holding me, guiding me. Or maybe following where I led her. I kissed her shoulder back and forth.
I reached for her hand and drew it close, kissing the back of it, then the palm. I took each finger in turn, kissing them, licking them, dragging my teeth across them. I worked my way to her wrist, kissing the bracelets of palmistry. I extended her arm, giving me better access to it. Then I kissed, licked, and draged my teeth across her forearm to her elbow. Then across her bicep making her squirm a little as I neared the ticklishness of her armpit. I ended by kissing her shoulder once more. Then I reach for her other hand and did it all over again. Kissing the fingers, licking them and dragging my teeth across them. Then the back of her hand, then the palm, her wrist, up her forearm, kissing, licking and dragging my teeth to her elbow, across her bicep, kissing her shoulder once more.
I kissed her lips again and again, sucking in her lower lip and biting it playfully, alternating between her upper and lower lips sucking them into my mouth and pulling on them with my teeth. I kissed her cheeks all over. She closed her eyes and I kissed her eyelids. I kissed her forehead again from one temple across to the other. I kissed her nose, then her chin. I kissed down her neck to her collar bone, then lower. From left to right I kiss across her beautiful olive-skinned body, working my way down ever so slowly.
I caressed her body, but she asked me to avoid her swollen, milk-filled breasts. I reluctantly complied, and moved further down.
I kissed across her body beneath her breasts, her body trembling. My hands ran up and down her sides, kneading the muscles with my strong hands and fingers. I kissed lower, and lower still, going across her midriff, pausing at her belly button to circle it with my tongue, before licking inside it. She laughed and told me to stop.
"Did you want me to stop kissing you?" I asked plaintively.
"No," she said softly, "Just my belly button."
"Okay," I said, kissing across her midriff to her hip, kissing all along the curve. I kissed her from hip to hip, lower and lower, above her mons.
I reached back and took her calf in my hand and opened her legs and climbed between them, kissing down her thigh, to her knee, down her calf, to her ankle. I kissed the inside of her foot to the big toe. She writhed a little at the ticklishness of it, but I went slow, sucking on the digit, licking it, and dragging my teeth across it. I continued to the next toe and the next, kissing, licking and dragging my teeth across each in turn. I kissed the sole of her foot, then the top. I worked my way to her ankle, then back up her calf to her knee, then up the smooth skin of her thigh. I kissed across her pubic hair to her other thigh. I paused above her pussy and inhaled deeply, and I could smell how excited she was. I exhaled onto her pussy, my breath hot. Then I blew onto her wet pussy, my breath cool through pursed lips. I felt her shiver beneath me.
I let go of one leg and picked up the other, kissing down her thigh to the knee, then down her calf to the ankle. I kissed the inside of her foot to the big toe and took it into my mouth sucking on it, dragging my teeth across it, licking it. I worked my way from toe to toe, kissing them, licking them, and biting them, dragging my teeth across them. I kissed and licked the bottom of her foot, then the top up to the ankle. I kissed up her calf to the knee, then up her thigh, the inside of her thigh. I felt her parting her legs ever so slowly, drawing them apart like butterfly wings. I kissed lightly across the soft hairs of her labia to the inside of her other thigh. My teasing was not quite done.
I kissed down the thigh to the knee, down the calf to the ankle, kissing licking and dragging my teeth across her skin, moving from the ankle up the calf to the knee, and back up her inner thigh. Her pussy was so wet; it was trailing down to her perineum to her asshole. I kissed across the lips again, pausing to give the cleft a few brief licks before licking and kissing my way to the inside of her other thigh, down to the knee, down the calf, licking and kissing and nibbling the skin all the way to her ankle.
I teased up and down her legs for a few moments more going higher and higher, lingering longer and longer at her sweet pussy. Soon I was brushing my lips across her soft and swollen labia, kissing them, licking the wet slit up and down, and flicking at her clitoris with the tip of my tongue. Her legs opened even more, granting me uninhibited access to her sex. It had been so long. My arms curled around her lithe thighs and I relaxed into my oral administrations. I licked up and down, smelling her, tasting her, drinking her. I brought my hands beneath her and opened her lips, licking up and down her sweet pussy.
She writhed beneath me. Her hands run through my hair, pulling me into her. Her tiny tremors of orgasm ran through her. I glided a finger up and down her slit getting it wet with her juices. I pursed my lips over her clit and suckled gently. I pushed my finger inside of her slowly, pausing at the first knuckle. I pulled it out then pushed it inside to the second knuckle. I licked around my finger then pushed it inside all the way. I pumped the digit in and out while licking at her clit. Another tremor of orgasm rippled through her beautiful body.
I pulled the finger out and pressed two at her vulva and pushed them inside. Her body undulated with the penetration. I licked at her clit as I pumped the fingers in and out. I curved them up and found her g-spot rubbing the area in circular motions. She ground her pelvis into my face. Her hands wrung my hair. Her beautiful body twists in another orgasm.
I climbed off the bed. I grabbed a condom and tore it out of the package and rolled it over my engorged cock. I climbed up on the bed between her splayed legs and asked her if she was ready for me to be inside her. She whispered back a yes. I took myself in hand and guided my hard cock to her swollen labia. I slid the head up and down her slit, wetting it. I pressed it into her soft opening and her pink insides yielded slowly to my penetration. It had been so long. She’s always told me that I had a thick cock and she has always been tight--more so now after 6 months of inactivity. I slid in an inch or so then pulled out. I pushed back inside two inches or so, and then pulled out. I pushed in again and again adding another inch or so to every thrust. Soon I was inside her to the hilt. I rested my weight on my arms on either side of her as I pushed in and pull out, fucking her.
I pulled her legs up one by one and hook them over my arms. Her hands trailed across my face as I pushed in and out of her beautiful body. I rotated my hips and push inside her so deep. She gasped, and I repeated the deep penetration several more times, going slowly inside and pulling slowly back out. I got into a rhythm, fucking her, our bodies moving together.
"Do you like it?" I whispered into her ear as I thrust deep inside of her.
"Yes, I like it." you whisper back. You lean her head forward and our lips find each other and our eyes closed in the kiss as I pushed in and out of heru, in and out, in and out. Her arms wrapped around me and held me close and her hips rose up off the bed to meet my thrusts. She pulled her mouth away from mine and gasped as a big orgasm swept through her. "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" she repeated in my ear over and over, with every thrust.
She looked at me, and said sweetly, “I love your stamina, but please cum.”
My thrusting became more urgent as I felt my orgasm build again. I fuck her hard, trying to push deeper inside her with every thrust. I fuck her hard, then feel myself erupt as my cum fills the rubber, and after a few moments of kissing and sucking on lips and tongues, until that most sensitive time has passed, do I slip from her pink insides, weak and utterly spent.
"How was that?" I asked, kissing her lips, her cheeks, and her nose.
"Very, very nice," she says kissing my lips, my cheeks, and my nose.
After a few moments I rolled off so I could get out of bed and dispose of the rubber. I wiped the excess on a dirty shirt from the laundry basket. I joined her back in bed beneath the covers that she’d pulled back into place from where they were displaced.
"I love you," I said, kissing the top of her head.
"I love you too," she said, inclining her head for a kiss that I oblige.
We lay like that for some time in post orgasmic glow until sleeps overtakes us.
She arranged a date night for last Friday---the 2 older kids slept over at my in-laws and the babysitter came to take care of our infant son.
We went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant (she told me that she wanted to go someplace "without kids") and then we went to an early movie. We saw the "Hangover" and it was funny as hell--I like that juvenile humor, and I was a little surprised (and pleased) that my wife laughed so much as well.
We came home, thanked the babysitter, and turned off the lights in the house. We both went to the bedroom; I stripped down to my boxers and t-shirt and she got into pajamas. I turned on the television and waited for her on the bed.
She came to bed and I moved closer to her. We talked for awhile, and then I went to kiss her. And we kissed. And kissed. And kissed.
I kissed her cheeks, her nose, and her forehead. I moved lower and kissed her slender neck up and down, kissing and licking, dragging my teeth across her skin. Her arms pulled me closer. I could feel one of her hands at the back of my neck, holding me, guiding me. Or maybe following where I led her. I kissed her shoulder back and forth.
I reached for her hand and drew it close, kissing the back of it, then the palm. I took each finger in turn, kissing them, licking them, dragging my teeth across them. I worked my way to her wrist, kissing the bracelets of palmistry. I extended her arm, giving me better access to it. Then I kissed, licked, and draged my teeth across her forearm to her elbow. Then across her bicep making her squirm a little as I neared the ticklishness of her armpit. I ended by kissing her shoulder once more. Then I reach for her other hand and did it all over again. Kissing the fingers, licking them and dragging my teeth across them. Then the back of her hand, then the palm, her wrist, up her forearm, kissing, licking and dragging my teeth to her elbow, across her bicep, kissing her shoulder once more.
I kissed her lips again and again, sucking in her lower lip and biting it playfully, alternating between her upper and lower lips sucking them into my mouth and pulling on them with my teeth. I kissed her cheeks all over. She closed her eyes and I kissed her eyelids. I kissed her forehead again from one temple across to the other. I kissed her nose, then her chin. I kissed down her neck to her collar bone, then lower. From left to right I kiss across her beautiful olive-skinned body, working my way down ever so slowly.
I caressed her body, but she asked me to avoid her swollen, milk-filled breasts. I reluctantly complied, and moved further down.
I kissed across her body beneath her breasts, her body trembling. My hands ran up and down her sides, kneading the muscles with my strong hands and fingers. I kissed lower, and lower still, going across her midriff, pausing at her belly button to circle it with my tongue, before licking inside it. She laughed and told me to stop.
"Did you want me to stop kissing you?" I asked plaintively.
"No," she said softly, "Just my belly button."
"Okay," I said, kissing across her midriff to her hip, kissing all along the curve. I kissed her from hip to hip, lower and lower, above her mons.
I reached back and took her calf in my hand and opened her legs and climbed between them, kissing down her thigh, to her knee, down her calf, to her ankle. I kissed the inside of her foot to the big toe. She writhed a little at the ticklishness of it, but I went slow, sucking on the digit, licking it, and dragging my teeth across it. I continued to the next toe and the next, kissing, licking and dragging my teeth across each in turn. I kissed the sole of her foot, then the top. I worked my way to her ankle, then back up her calf to her knee, then up the smooth skin of her thigh. I kissed across her pubic hair to her other thigh. I paused above her pussy and inhaled deeply, and I could smell how excited she was. I exhaled onto her pussy, my breath hot. Then I blew onto her wet pussy, my breath cool through pursed lips. I felt her shiver beneath me.
I let go of one leg and picked up the other, kissing down her thigh to the knee, then down her calf to the ankle. I kissed the inside of her foot to the big toe and took it into my mouth sucking on it, dragging my teeth across it, licking it. I worked my way from toe to toe, kissing them, licking them, and biting them, dragging my teeth across them. I kissed and licked the bottom of her foot, then the top up to the ankle. I kissed up her calf to the knee, then up her thigh, the inside of her thigh. I felt her parting her legs ever so slowly, drawing them apart like butterfly wings. I kissed lightly across the soft hairs of her labia to the inside of her other thigh. My teasing was not quite done.
I kissed down the thigh to the knee, down the calf to the ankle, kissing licking and dragging my teeth across her skin, moving from the ankle up the calf to the knee, and back up her inner thigh. Her pussy was so wet; it was trailing down to her perineum to her asshole. I kissed across the lips again, pausing to give the cleft a few brief licks before licking and kissing my way to the inside of her other thigh, down to the knee, down the calf, licking and kissing and nibbling the skin all the way to her ankle.
I teased up and down her legs for a few moments more going higher and higher, lingering longer and longer at her sweet pussy. Soon I was brushing my lips across her soft and swollen labia, kissing them, licking the wet slit up and down, and flicking at her clitoris with the tip of my tongue. Her legs opened even more, granting me uninhibited access to her sex. It had been so long. My arms curled around her lithe thighs and I relaxed into my oral administrations. I licked up and down, smelling her, tasting her, drinking her. I brought my hands beneath her and opened her lips, licking up and down her sweet pussy.
She writhed beneath me. Her hands run through my hair, pulling me into her. Her tiny tremors of orgasm ran through her. I glided a finger up and down her slit getting it wet with her juices. I pursed my lips over her clit and suckled gently. I pushed my finger inside of her slowly, pausing at the first knuckle. I pulled it out then pushed it inside to the second knuckle. I licked around my finger then pushed it inside all the way. I pumped the digit in and out while licking at her clit. Another tremor of orgasm rippled through her beautiful body.
I pulled the finger out and pressed two at her vulva and pushed them inside. Her body undulated with the penetration. I licked at her clit as I pumped the fingers in and out. I curved them up and found her g-spot rubbing the area in circular motions. She ground her pelvis into my face. Her hands wrung my hair. Her beautiful body twists in another orgasm.
I climbed off the bed. I grabbed a condom and tore it out of the package and rolled it over my engorged cock. I climbed up on the bed between her splayed legs and asked her if she was ready for me to be inside her. She whispered back a yes. I took myself in hand and guided my hard cock to her swollen labia. I slid the head up and down her slit, wetting it. I pressed it into her soft opening and her pink insides yielded slowly to my penetration. It had been so long. She’s always told me that I had a thick cock and she has always been tight--more so now after 6 months of inactivity. I slid in an inch or so then pulled out. I pushed back inside two inches or so, and then pulled out. I pushed in again and again adding another inch or so to every thrust. Soon I was inside her to the hilt. I rested my weight on my arms on either side of her as I pushed in and pull out, fucking her.
I pulled her legs up one by one and hook them over my arms. Her hands trailed across my face as I pushed in and out of her beautiful body. I rotated my hips and push inside her so deep. She gasped, and I repeated the deep penetration several more times, going slowly inside and pulling slowly back out. I got into a rhythm, fucking her, our bodies moving together.
"Do you like it?" I whispered into her ear as I thrust deep inside of her.
"Yes, I like it." you whisper back. You lean her head forward and our lips find each other and our eyes closed in the kiss as I pushed in and out of heru, in and out, in and out. Her arms wrapped around me and held me close and her hips rose up off the bed to meet my thrusts. She pulled her mouth away from mine and gasped as a big orgasm swept through her. "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" she repeated in my ear over and over, with every thrust.
She looked at me, and said sweetly, “I love your stamina, but please cum.”
My thrusting became more urgent as I felt my orgasm build again. I fuck her hard, trying to push deeper inside her with every thrust. I fuck her hard, then feel myself erupt as my cum fills the rubber, and after a few moments of kissing and sucking on lips and tongues, until that most sensitive time has passed, do I slip from her pink insides, weak and utterly spent.
"How was that?" I asked, kissing her lips, her cheeks, and her nose.
"Very, very nice," she says kissing my lips, my cheeks, and my nose.
After a few moments I rolled off so I could get out of bed and dispose of the rubber. I wiped the excess on a dirty shirt from the laundry basket. I joined her back in bed beneath the covers that she’d pulled back into place from where they were displaced.
"I love you," I said, kissing the top of her head.
"I love you too," she said, inclining her head for a kiss that I oblige.
We lay like that for some time in post orgasmic glow until sleeps overtakes us.
Monday, July 13, 2009
I had sex with my wife............more to follow.
As I posted on Twitter the other day, I finally had sex with my wife.
When I have time (and I promise soon), I'll write more.
When I have time (and I promise soon), I'll write more.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
A Few Questions for my Female Readers (Sex on the Brain)
Some of my regular followers have already answered some or all of these questions, but's Friday afternoon, and I'm bored and horny.........
1) Bare or Hair?
1A)If Bare: Shaved or Waxed?
2) Spit or Swallow? (or should he finish elsewhere?)
3) Length or Girth? (How big was biggest? How small was smallest?)
4) Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
5) Can you cum easier from Cunnilingus or Intercourse?
6) Vaginal or Anal Sex?
7) Missionary, Cowgirl or Doggy?
8) M-F-M or F-M-F?
8A) If M-F-M: DP or no DP?
8B) If F-M-F: Truly bi, or just both of you taking care of him?
9) Lights on or off?
10) In the bedroom or elsewhere in the house?
11) Mile High Club: Yes or No? When?
12) Public Places: Yes or No? Where?
1) Bare or Hair?
1A)If Bare: Shaved or Waxed?
2) Spit or Swallow? (or should he finish elsewhere?)
3) Length or Girth? (How big was biggest? How small was smallest?)
4) Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
5) Can you cum easier from Cunnilingus or Intercourse?
6) Vaginal or Anal Sex?
7) Missionary, Cowgirl or Doggy?
8) M-F-M or F-M-F?
8A) If M-F-M: DP or no DP?
8B) If F-M-F: Truly bi, or just both of you taking care of him?
9) Lights on or off?
10) In the bedroom or elsewhere in the house?
11) Mile High Club: Yes or No? When?
12) Public Places: Yes or No? Where?
Hair or Bare
Readers of this blog know about my fascination/curiosity/fetish about pubic hair grooming.
I went to the doctor this week for a stress test; for those who don't know, they hook you up to a machine while you walk on a treadmill and attach small electrode patches to your chest and arms in order to get the readings.
When they went to put the electrode patches on my chest and arm, they needed to shave some of my hair away, and it definitely itches.
I told the story to my personal assistant and to my wife, and while telling each of them, wished they would have been more interactive.
I wish my PA would have said, "oh yes, it itches me when I shave my pussy. Can I show it to you?" and I wish my wife would have said "yes, it's that risk of itching that has me wary of shaving my pussy"
Alas, neither conversation happened. One can only wish.....and wonder what would have happened in either case.....
I went to the doctor this week for a stress test; for those who don't know, they hook you up to a machine while you walk on a treadmill and attach small electrode patches to your chest and arms in order to get the readings.
When they went to put the electrode patches on my chest and arm, they needed to shave some of my hair away, and it definitely itches.
I told the story to my personal assistant and to my wife, and while telling each of them, wished they would have been more interactive.
I wish my PA would have said, "oh yes, it itches me when I shave my pussy. Can I show it to you?" and I wish my wife would have said "yes, it's that risk of itching that has me wary of shaving my pussy"
Alas, neither conversation happened. One can only wish.....and wonder what would have happened in either case.....
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
I want to have sex with my wife......
I love my wife and think her post-pregnancy body looks better than ever.
I wish she were in the mood for sex, or not holding out on me in order to get me to agree do some overpriced house renovations that we shouldn't be doing right now.
And to be honest, it's been so long since we've had sex that I'm completely out of practice, though I hope it would be like riding a bike.
I want to kiss her for hours, gently caress and lick her lactating breasts, and would eager suck the milk from them if I could.
And I want to devour her pussy before slowly sliding my cock inside her for some serious fucking.
I wish she were in the mood for sex, or not holding out on me in order to get me to agree do some overpriced house renovations that we shouldn't be doing right now.
And to be honest, it's been so long since we've had sex that I'm completely out of practice, though I hope it would be like riding a bike.
I want to kiss her for hours, gently caress and lick her lactating breasts, and would eager suck the milk from them if I could.
And I want to devour her pussy before slowly sliding my cock inside her for some serious fucking.
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